Afterlife News

Sat 2 Aug 2008

THE WHEELS OF LIFE


Getting older has its drawbacks,
but I guess there aren't too many good alternatives
to getting older. Whenever you see a gathering
of seniors, it is an even bet they are talking about everything that is wrong with them.

You know, the usual, memory, urinary problems, knees, eyesight, etc., etc.

Well, I am a senior and I absolutely refuse
to discuss these issues with everyone else.
If I have a problem, I find a solution.
It is not always the solution that I like,
but I handle it the best way I know and
I don't discuss it with every person
I see on the street that is past 62.
No sir....

With this in mind, I bought myself a new scooter.
I wanted something that was easy on gas and could zip
me to the store and about town.
This seems to meet my EVERY need.


Remember:
Senior Citizens Are Valuable

We are more valuable than any of the younger generations:

We have silver in our hair.
We have gold in our teeth.
We have stones in our kidneys.
We have lead in our feet and.
We are loaded with natural gas.